If you haven’t seen the latest collaboration between generic white guy “rapper,” Lil’ Dicky, and misogynoirist extraordinaire, Chris Brown, allow me to save you five and a half minutes of your life. — The breakdown: Chris Brown is still alive, and making music. Boring intro where Lil’ Dicky says he’s tired of being pigeonholed as a shitty white rapper, even though he is one. Chris Brown says he’s stressed out for “always being scrutinized” for being an abusive asshole.